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Now With More Sparkles!

Danelle | April 21, 2010

If I buy this product from Ireland, will all my dreams come true? Will I live forever?

If anyone asks you what part of the unicorn this comes from, the manufacturers have offered this helpful diagram

Categories: cooking, humor Tags: immortality, lunchmeat, unicorns

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